(This is purely a subliminal message...)
Don't you want to "follow" me, reader? Come on... Right now I only have two followers. My husband (whose account I hacked so that he would be a follower) and my friend Christie. Look, reader - it makes me sad to not know who you are. It makes me feel unloved. And don't you know that even Santa needs people to believe in him so that he can make his sleigh fly? Don't you want my sleigh to fly so that I can bring you more posts? You see that button down on the right-hand side of my blog? That is for you. That is an open invitation to join my club. So let's hold hands and talk about unicorns together, reader. Just you and I.
(End of subliminal message...)